The Squirt Bug!

I know I have not posted for a LONG time. But I really haven't been in the mood. But I have a really funny story. Last night we went up to my moms and Kirany and Taylee went outside to play. Pretty soon Kirany came in and told us their was a stink bug up on the drive way and she didn't dare get it because she was afraid it would squirt her. So we told her it wouldn't and she could just kick it off into the dirt. Well she went back outside and all of a sudden Taylee just started screaming. She came running into the house saying the SQUIRT bug is going to get me. It was so cute she was calling the stink bug, a squirt bug! It was so cute. Later on that night Linsey was in her room doing her homework. She had her anatomy book out and was looking at a picture of the insides of a human. Taylee asked her what it was and Linsey told her that, that is what she has on the inside of her. She said no I don't. So Linsey asked her what she has inside of her and she said brains! Linsey said no and she explained how food goes into your mouth and down through your body and then you poop it out. Taylee sat their and pretty soon said "I GOTTA GO POOP!" and ran out of her room with her butt cheeks pinched together. She is so funny right now. Kirany went with Kristy to River's dirtbike race on Saturday. It was really cold and their was a baby there that had on short clothes. Later on that night they were talking about it and Kristy said that baby was going to be sick and not sleep very good. Kirany said well that mother will probally not even get up with her baby in the night. Some mothers do that but not Stacie she is a good mother, she always gets up with her baby. I don't know when Kirany turned 35. These kids are so funny! I need to start writing down the funny things they say so I can remember them.